DRUNKEN Dungeons & Dragons Art: 2011

Did you know the people at Critical Hits encourage drinking & delving?

I wasn't able to make it to GenCon this year, but that didn't stop the Critical Hits crew from asking me to paint up some art for them at the very last minute. For whatever reason, I got inspired. And Motivated. So I did it. In about a Day.

Click HERE for a bit more info from the CH folks but in a nutshell, they needed art for fake geeky products & foodstuffs to be placed onto playing cards that look like this:

Cool, right?

Update! Critical Hits says I can Link to the Cards they used, so you can see the full collection!

Click Here, true believer!

(Please note the "Junkulator" art piece doesn't appear below because the painting I did for the Critical Hits Junkulator last October, namely a post-apocalyptic Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru, was impossible for me to top.)

Without any more fanfare, here's the original art that ended up being used on the Drunken Dungeons & Dragons cards this year. When there's a link to the actual card set, I'll post those up too!  Enjoy!

Portable Troll (That's what it says in Japanese too)

Chase Rare

Vegan Academy

Snaction Point

(No relation to the MST3k Snaction Game:

Synnibar Brand Armor

Nerfbat

Miller's High Unlife

(Much funnier if you know the actual logo)

Macebook

iTyrant

Indiana Boulder Company

Hashtag (Sue me, I painted a Fail Whale)

Grubway

Gnome Stool

Githyanki, Owlbear, & Associates, a Law Firm

Giant Friend Fire Clams

Ghast Busters

Admiral Ackbar Cereal

(You can't spell "Part" of a complete Breakfast without a "Trap")

Geek's Dream Grill

Fortune Bards

Ixititachtlinol

Instant Monologue (also known as Death by Monologue)

Dancebot 1986

(Now with Booty Bumpers)

Omega-O's

(Honey Nut Dalek: POLLINATE...DESTROY)

Chevy Chimera

Bulette Beer

Bat Loaf's Greatest Hits

Arrr Energy Drink

Alpha Cola, the beverage for Mutageneration X!

...and there you go. Fun stuff and thus I share.

Take me HOME!

(PS: As always, if you want to buy one of these, drop me a line. No pressure but I'm told I need to be a bit more blatant with my "You can hang this on the wall of your Bathroom" sales pitch.)

Copyright 2011 Jared von Hindman or maybe just Jared Hindman.  It depends.  Any images used that are not Jared's are used via Fair Use review purposes and belong to their respective owners....who are nice people that don't want to sue me.