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Welcome to the Strange Art page...Forgive the eternal mess.
May 7th: All good thing come to those who...you know how it goes.
Bonfire Ink, The Happy Chef, Tibetan Ghost, Rwar, Japanese Mythos: Tengu Warrior
Ink: Crosshatched Vampire, The Scream, Grumpy Bear
This next one is one I'm really happy with, but it doesn't scan well. It's actually half sculpture. I took a kid's toy from Burger King, glued it to a canvas, painted over the whole damn thing with like a pound of paint....and then repainted it a bit. Check it out...it sticks about half an inch off the canvas.
A terrible scan, but I've included the close-up so you can see the detail or lack thereof. This baby really is 3-D and it makes me happy.
By the by, here's a screen grab of the original toy, just because I'd be remiss if I didn't show it.
April 23rd: Yep, more paintings.
Cloverfield Crabs, Xenu amuses me, Yet another Fishman, Frankenhooker #34, Aztec Ink, "A Most Generic Dragon"
April 17th: Old stuff, sort of new
The Witches, Macbeth Stab 1, King Spill, Hecate, The Lady M
Sleeping King, The Ghost, Pomegranates?, Hugo Rising April 9th: Where the HELL have I been?
With my excuse(s) out of the way, let's get down to some new Art.
SockPuppet Harlequin, Lonely, Emo Sausage, Nymph Doodle, Dark Motherhood
Dumb Bunny, Poster Art for a new gaming shop called "Games, More Games, and Everything" (Now re-named Gamers' Dream, thank Christ), and a doodle snake of some sort.
February 28th: Opera opens soon and I'm STILL working on animation. Enjoy random stuff & Heavy Metal contest art.
Heavy Metal: Battle Boobs makes me way too happy. Oh and the other is Negative Smut.
These are what I'll doodle for you if you trick me into joining your forum. These were done randomly in the past 24 hours on Newgrounds...because I needed a break from Opera doom.
February 21st: I guess I update on Thursdays now.
Ink Cloverfield, Big Booty Rotoscope, "Late Night Comment from Kate", Pumpkrin, Random Random #47
This is an incomplete thing I'm doing for a Heavy Metal/Newgrounds contest that's going on. Since it's going to be pretty different from what I usually do...and I kind of like it, I'm sharing it while it's in it's youngling phase.
Speaking of Newgrounds, this week's banner was inspired by a Megaman flash cartoon punchline.
I turned that into this:
I'm a Mega Man dork. So sue me. Also check out the flash cartoon by clicking HERE. Even cooler, if you remember my 300-Hour Art Crash, you'll recognize a lot of the more obscure characters that show up.
February 14th: Ignoring Valentine's Day completely but make up for it with stuff I'm proud of (somewhat)
Mr. Skullhead (Not Forgotten), Human Genome, Baphomet has seen you, "Penicorn" (from Newgrounds)
Send in the Thief first, Flying Spaghetti Monster, "The World's Happiest Self-Destructing Fish"
February 2nd: Huzzah (and terrible Clinton Joke)
Slann wet themselves when frightened, How Hilary Can Get My Vote, Pagoda Lightning
The Captain's Fantabulous Hat, Red Ink female, Yellow Ambition Tribute
January 23rd: Every Wants to Be a Joey Clown
Joey Clown 1 & 2, Samurai Flame, "The Supreme Benefits of Solar Power over conventional models", Zombie Harlot in Ink
January 17th: Experiments and Heroes
Yellow Sticky Note of Terror, Crocodile Smile, Request Art: Darvek, Hellwolf, Blind Girl
January 8th: Online Gaming, The Golden Compass, and D&D. I'm such a dork sometimes.
The Golden Monkey, Lyra and Friend
Mushroom Guardian, Lord Recluse (from City of Villains), Blue Re-Entry
January 2nd: Voodoo Macbeth As a few of you might know, I'm working on an Opera here in Berlin. It's Macbeth...with a voodoo theme. Enjoy a healthy dose of concept/poster art, some of which is actually being used for the production.
Voodoo Macbeth #1, Ritual Crown, Voodoo Macbeth #2, Dambalahs, The Space w/ visions
Macbeth: not a cook, I see you, Witch Crown doodle design, Hecate mask option #2
Macbeth & Eve (think about it...Adam & Eve's story has a heck of a lot in common with Macbeth), Hello my dear, "Page 5 to Jared's Illustrated guide to Macbeth".
Some of my Family also got some really creepy Rotoscopes for SantaDay. Check 'em out.
December 8th: Oh my. Sorry about getting distracted.
Dr. House is a Total Knob, Voodoo Macbeth 2, Shark Power, Pastel Angst
Obey Your Television, I'm So Happy, and "Jared was told that if he ever forgets an update he has to put a stick figure on the site". That last bit is true. So if I don't watch out, Head Injury Theater might turn into Stick Figure Theater. Creepy, right?
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By the by, those first two were gifts for my
friend's Joey Clown, pictured right here. Oh and if you don't know
what a Joey Clown is...go to Clown College. No, really. Tell
them Jared sent you.
