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Welcome to the my strange art page. The art might be strange to some, but at this point the term seems to have lost all meaning. Enjoy! Don't forget: Everything is for sale. The site's not about money but if you want one of these, chances are you can have it for a small amount of coin.
July 1st: Crazy busy so here's some stuff you might have seen already but I haven't uploaded it yet.
Remember my Dungeons and Dragons Miniatures Paintings? For kicks I did a few more for the new Handbook Heroes minis series.
Human Paladin
Shifter (Werewolf) Ranger
Yes, those are the right jersey numbers from Teen Wolf. I know, I suck.
Warforged Artificer
Oh and here's a picture of a Flumph:
If you read the blog then you've already seen these but I thought for the sake of hilarity I'd have these saved indefinitely here. They're from the "Alphabet of Terrible Things Digg.com Users have said about Jared" that I'll never complete because, well, it's not worth it. Check out the Blog for more info...it's pretty funny to read a stranger wants me to get AIDS. Awesome.
Seriously though, I'm over it guys. Thanks for the kind words.
June 24th, 2009: Still Working on Secret stuff (that I'll link to when I legally can share). In the meantime, please enjoy some Random things:
Neon Cat with Neon Mouse (Canvas), Smiling Cat (Canvas) [Sold], Ambivalence Cat, Fetal Skeleton (Not a Cat)
WitchHazel, Here Comes the Rain Again (Again), Strung, C.H.U.D. Surfing (Kingdom of Loathing)
June 17th, 2009: I'm busy illustrating 2 card games and other such projects...for money! Enjoy this other stuff (It's all Kingdom of Loathing Requests...next week I'll preview my paintings of the Zomboni, something I did for someone's fun D&D Module)
Sitar Solarity, Pumpkin Woe, Chocobo Pride, Bete Whipped, "Barbarian Infiltrating Gnomes" (With Staple)
Bear Dreams of Banana Moon, Ninjawarp, I wield 3 Katanas
Excited Lime, "Ed the Undying" riding a Vine Gar (I don't get it either)
June 10th, 2009: Spoony, Gygax, Kingdom of Loathing: No Theme what-so-ever!
Bayou Billy (For the Spoony Experiment, Gary Gygax Needs Brains, Primary Alien, Kingdom of Loathing Finale
KoL Don't ask, Comic Jam Wiley Castle, The Crimbomination Card (Click Here for original)
5 Minute Doodle to Lilith (and Child), My Pet does Illicit Things in Back Alleys June 3rd, 2009: Art! Lots of Commissions, Requests, and Etc!
Two-Face, Erik of Eyeskream Runs Away, Thomas the Trauma Engine, Hotrod Beholden, Money Train Doodle
Ben 10 Echo Echo, Demonic Cloak, Gygax the Cat Monster, Cy-Boar Tribute #3,210
May 27th, 2009: Secret Art projects and what-not means that I don't have as much Art for you today as I should (I did have a new article and comic up, which should count for something).
Bliss!, Xen'Drik Quest
May 20th, 2009: Dungeon & Dragons Minis...I'm a dork.
Fun Fact: Apparently Antidepressants make it so that I can't paint marathon style. Two weeks after going cold turkey, I did the first Art Crash in the past 8 months. Sadly, it's about Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Enjoy!
May 15th, 2009: D&D Geek Stuff. All will be explained soon.
Aboleth Bubbles, Unicorns can be Scary, Nightmare Troll, Arbalester
Drow X thing, Berbalang a Boomabang, Banshrae Jazz Hands
Evil Genius Cover Art
May 6th, 2009: Tweet, Bitches!
Tweet, Ever-Grinning Bear, Mantelope, Guard of Archer, WTF #34, Midnight Judgement.
April 23td, 2009: Finally Moved into the new apartment, life is good.
Pope Ratzinger, Me and My charming Beholder Hat, Unpleasant Alchemist, My Ritualistic Hat
Tokyo Zombie Shuffle, Gutter Viking Ink, Costume Design for Death God Puppet
April 3rd, 2009: Does anyone (who likes my stuff) know anything about web design? I smell a rebirth. In related news, "soon" is a very subjective thing.
"Why yes, Jared's Paintings are for Sale and suitable for framing." (Thanks to Lutz for sending me a picture of what this looks like on his wall. That and for, you know, buying Art from me. That's cool too.) Oh and the real name of this one is "The Joy of Spring".
Secret Excerpt from McCane's "The Bar", Gothic Knight, The King, No-Jawbone Da Clown, Smiley Cosmology
March 11th, 2009: More Soon...
Bunyip, Feather in WidowWood, Skyrider Yellow
March 4th, 2009: Fun with Numbers....um. Not really.
CatDog is a thing of Horror, Lonely Dryad, SplatterWar, Bunny Burp
What's he Smoking?, Full Moon Feline, Mr. Sandman
February 19th, 2009: Secret Prizes for those who know the secret of Hidden Link Cove.
Fishman (Canvas), Ambitious Wave (Canvas), Vogue Lictor, TankGirl, RazorBack, Jim's Recovery
Count Chocula Rotoscope, Car Crash, Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
February 11th, 2009: The week where I suck at naming paintings.
Hellboy in Ink, Greenfire Grin, Pink Ink Singer
Red Samurai on Cardboard (creative name, right?), Childhood Comic Flashback, 60-second Hedgehog, "A train".
February 5th, 2009: Updating again so soon? Madness!
Sandpaper Implication, Sandpaper Pharoah (I'm terrible at names for paintings that involve me painting on sandpaper), Scribbles the Clown, Pharoah Two-Step
A certain someone asked me to paint up "memory cards" for her new diet. I did these in about 5 minutes, but a couple folks thought they were cute enough to share. Oh and for those playing at home, "memory cards" is a code word for "Brainwashing mechanism". But you know me...I don't judge. Enjoy: (Bonus points if you get the Bad Movie reference hidden upon one of them.)
January 2009: Holy Crap, Jared Had a Mental Breakdown. If you read this website, you should know he's got issues. Enjoy some Art!
Dynamic Shade of Blue, Nuckelavee, Idea Angler, A Mermaid
P is for Phallic (new alphabet coming), Crispin Glover, Wyatt I have Missed You, Homeless Man in Puddle of his Own Making.
Christmas Day, 2008:
I've been doing a bunch of canvas work while the computer was broken and I wasn't updating. Enjoy some "giant" paintings, relatively speaking.
Maze Mistress (Acrylic) & close-up, Smirking Cat (acrylic/watercolour), Fiji Mermaid (acrylic/ink), Dangerfly (heavy layered acrylic).
These are something I was forced at gunpoint to paint as gifts for family and friends. They have no clever titles beyond the animal that's painted onto them.
Black Pete or the Easter Bunny lurking (ink/watercolour)
Fun with Roleplaying Games: Rats (in German!)
Click HERE if you've never heard of the coolest role-playing game not yet translated into English.
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