Can You find Waldo?

March 2005

GothRockRedDog, watercolor & ink. Why does this make me think of the Little Prince?

The Delivery Man brings only Death, watercolor & ink.

Watercolor Doomsday #2, just watercolor. This is #2 because I got the original one so wet that my brush tore through the page. This was the first painting that I did by painting it "underwater". That means submerging it in a cooking tray filled with water and then painting it and letting the water evaporate.

Mock Turtle, watercolor, acrylic, & ink. Some day I'll get around to completing the Alice in Wonderland cast of characters. I promise.

Lizard Wizard, watercolor & ink.

My Childhood Smelled of Missing Children, watercolor & ink. Yes, I know Gary Larson did it first.

Esoteric Miscalculation, watercolor & ink.

Nose Itch, watercolor & ink. On a side note, how the hell did Edward Scissorhands go to the bathroom? Very carefully?

My Demon Lover, watercolor & ink. Birthday art for someone that I later found out was far too young to enjoy breasts, let alone sexual domination.

Voodoo, Spork, & Me, watercolor & ink.

1 Less 3 Morlock, watercolor & ink. 1<3 :)

Zero-G Sorceress, pastels, watercolor, & ink. Another experiment to see what happens when you get pastels wet.

I told you that you could not excape me., watercolor, acrylic, & ink. I think everyone who's ever been around swans knows they're evil, evil creatures. When I was young I got attacked by a swan. How exactly did it attack me? By biting me repeatedly in the crotch. Gah.

what nightmare, watercolor & ink. People are scary, particularly when you draw them with pepperoni-sized nipples.

The All-Seeing Eyes, watercolor & ink. Alien, Masonic, or whatever....there's just something stylish to monsters with a martini and a fex.

Mod Patience, watercolor & ink. I did this for one of the Admins of the KOL forum named Mr. Skullhead.

My Nanny is Always Watching Me, watercolor & ink. This was actually painted because of a dream I had. My mother left me in the care of a giant spider named Meg. :sigh: The dream didn't end well.

"I can't draw Cyberpunk", watercolor & ink. A request to draw something in the cyber-punk style fails.

Disco Catgirl, watercolor & ink.

Eastern School Smurf, watercolor & ink.

Luren 1, acrylic & ink. Also known as Spamtaro #1.

Luren 2, acrylic, watercolor, & ink. Also known as Spamtaro #2.

Guy I met at Pizza Hut, watercolor & ink. As you can probably guess by the title, I saw this guy trying to pick up women while at Pizza Hut. Seriously. It was bizarre.

Burnination, watercolor & ink. Tribute to HomestarRunner.com

Paul's Fate, watercolor, acrylic, & ink. Tribute to Paul the Eyeball, which isn't out yet, but will be some day....I'm sure.

Spongebob Dead Pants, 30x30, acrylic and watercolor on canvas. Also known as Skullbob Squarepants.

Angelic Responsibility, 2 separate canvases 24x30, acrylic & ink on canvas. SOLD.

Photomagic: The following photographs are from Arkanstock. I was bored one day and started goofing around in Photoshop. These are the results:

What was I drawing?, watercolor & ink. Part of the Drunk Art experiment. I really, really don't know who or what inspired me to draw this as a blackout occurred and I woke up holding this.

Positive Message, watercolor & ink. Part of the Drunk Art experiment. The Suck Bunny's 2nd appearance.

King Crab, pencil & Photoshop.

Booty Pirate, watercolor & ink with Photoshopped Background. And yes, yes I do likes the booty.

Collection of 10 flavors of Forum Whore Condoms created to be used as Avatars. Please do not taste this Rainbow.

A Scary Onion, multimedia (screws, slice of apple, acrylic paint, one onion). Personally I think it's kind of cute without the mask.

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