September:  That useless month before Halloween.

"Black Velvet", watercolor, acrylic, & ink.  I really had a lot of fun limiting myself to only two colors....I really need to do it more often. 

  "If Superman had actually looked like an Alien would we still like him?", watercolor & ink.  You know, I really ask myself this question far too often. 

The Simpsons, watercolor & ink.  Yes.  I painted the Simpsons.  Also, I can't explain why so many of you found Lisa to be so attractive.  You perverts.

Electronic Populatrity, watercolor, acrylic, & ink. 

  Zombie Bondage Skank with Busted Eye, watercolor.  Here I continue unveiling my genius with titles that are fathomless in their depth.

  Bitter Jester, watercolor, ink, & acrylic. 

  "When I grow up, I want to be a Shark", watercolor & ink.  Dude.  If you could enroll in college to get a degree in "Being a Shark," I would still be in college right now.

  Spider Monkey, watercolor & ink.  At some point in September, I had a nightmare about being devoured by a whole swarm of these.  Did I mention I'm an arachniphobe?

  PanManic, watercolor & ink. 

"Last night I dreamt I was naked in the jungle being chased by shark riding an elephant", watercolor & ink.  I'm lying, but a shark tied to an elephant would make a great siege weapon.  Now all it needs is lasers or scatter-mines.

  Joseph's Giant, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.  One of my painted storyboards for my children's book, "Menagerie".

 The Jester and the Dragon, watercolor, acrylic, & ink. 

  Rachel's Birthday sign, watercolor & ink.  I have a tradition in my house.  Whenever I throw a party, I always doodle a sign for it.  They're always weird and they tend to have weird messages that equate to "There is no Party here."  I have no idea why I started to do this, but if I had to guess I think it was to piss off my neighbors.

  Butt-Thruster Rocketeer, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.  Look at the title.  Look at the picture.  Don't ask.

  "The New Garden of Eden makes me Uncomfortable", watercolor & ink.  In retrospect, that might not have been the best thing to say.

  Hat of Shame, watercolor & ink.

  Inventor of Mr. Potatohead, watercolor & ink. 

  Scott the Pirate, watercolor, acrylic, & ink.

  Onion Boy, watercolor.  You may have noticed this, but I stopped labeling which pieces were done under the influence.  Sometimes I feel it's obvious why.

  Reluctant Angel, watercolor & ink.

  Painful & Destructive Consumption of Information, watercolor & ink.  Please forgive the use of symbolism.

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All images copyright 2005 Jared von Hindman.